Post-Father's Day Dad Humor

Hello all,

A few words of explanation.

1.     I’m calling this “Post-Father’s Day Dad Humor,” but Father’s Day really has nothing to do with it.

2.     I am a fantastic cartoonist.

3.     I do these only when sweet inspiration hits me and will not calm herself until I have created the comic.

4.     The fact that two of these “jokes” involve nuns is a coincidence. However, my lawyer, Microsoft Copilot, Esq., has provided me with this legal (?) disclaimer:

> Religious Sensitivity Disclaimer > The content presented here is intended for informational and/or creative purposes only. While every effort has been made to approach topics with respect and cultural awareness, some material may touch on themes related to religion or belief systems. These references are not intended to offend, diminish, or misrepresent any faith or tradition. > > We recognize and honor the diversity of religious perspectives and encourage open-minded engagement.

5.     This is a good way to salve my conscience by producing a blog post this month with minimal effort.

6.     Nuns are easy to draw.

7.     I appreciate each one of you!

Steve







 

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  1. EricJune 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM

    Ha! The lesser of two weevils! Reminds me of the butcher who allowed a guy to trade a seabird for some meat... he took a tern for the worst.

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