There's a Snake in the House
Photo of the actual Snake in the actual trash can moments before his untimely demise. A (mostly) nonfiction work written in script format by Steve Skaggs DISCLAIMER: This really happened, and, yes, we really did kill the snake. I know there was truly no reason to do so. We could have done something far more kind, such as releasing it into a nearby field or putting it into a neighbor’s mailbox. (Yes, “neighbor,” you know who you are!) But we were panicked. We were not thinking clearly. And, besides, if that snake didn’t want to end up dead, he should have stayed outside where he belonged! CAST (in order of appearance) Cindy : The mother. She don’t do snakes. Dad : Heroic leader of the family. Unflappable. Jason : Sharp-eyed teenage son of Cindy and Dad. Laconic. Black Snake : Out of his element and doomed from the start. Caleb : Teenage son armed with shovel. Stoical. OPENING SCENE...