InstaGrump: New Antisocial Media Empire Set to Take Off!
GREENVILLE, SC: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. Nov. 13, 2023 New media empire InstaGrump announces the launch of their new interactive website! Below is further information provided by the company. Calling all introverts, hermits, misanthropes, cynics, snarks, and generally grouchy people— · Are you sick to death of people spilling their guts on social media sites? · Do you think you will vomit if you see one more photo of other people’s vacations, filled with hysterically laughing family members covered by sand and sunburn and captioned, “Having a wonderful time in Patagonia! You simply must come here!”? And thinking, “Where the heck is Patagonia?” · Do you tire of seeing posts about completely inane and unimportant events in others’ lives, things such as graduations, weddings, births, and funerals? · Do you resent being dragged into meaningless arguments on topics that don’t affect your life at all but that, nevertheless, make your blood boil? Then