Mom and the Recalcitrant Waffle Maker
I was playing with toys on the threadbare gray carpet
in the dining room. Mom was working on supper in the kitchen—one of my favorite
meals: waffles! But things didn’t seem to be going well.
“Rrrrrr!” I could hear her say. “This stupid thing!”
Apparently the waffle iron wasn’t the only thing
heating up in the kitchen today.
More groans and growls of frustration emanated from
the kitchen. I peeked through the doorway to see what the problem was.
Just then Mom opened the waffle iron. The top half of
the waffle was stuck to the top heating element. The bottom half of the waffle
was stuck to the bottom heating element. The middle of the waffle was goopy and
dripping. The edges of the waffle were black, crispy, and smoking.
“Grrrrr! This
is crazy! I’ve about had it!” She began scraping the waffle
remains off both surfaces with a spatula and flinging them into a wastebasket.
For
once in my life I didn’t ask any questions, deeming it wiser to go back to
playing with my Johnny
West
cowboy action figure. I became immersed in creating adventures for Johnny and
Thunderbolt for quite a while. When I came back to the real world, I realized
the kitchen was quiet. And I recalled that Mom had stomped through the dining
room some time ago and had gone upstairs.
Were the waffles finished? What had happened?
I crept out into the kitchen. The burning smell was
still hanging in the air, but there was no sign of the waffle iron. Suddenly,
something caught my eye as I passed by the back door. I looked more closely.
There, lying out in the snow, still steaming, was the
waffle iron. It was wide open and face down, its cord snaking out behind it. The image is
still vivid in my memory. It sort of looked like a manta ray who had accidentally strayed far, far from his
native habitat.
I don’t remember anything else about that day, but
I’ve often pondered what it was like for Dad to come home that afternoon, step
out of his car, and see that waffle iron out in the snow.
Husbands, both current and future, let me give you a
bit of advice.
If you come home from work and nearly stumble over a
waffle maker cooling on the snow-covered lawn about ten feet from the kitchen
door, be ready to show a lot of compassion.
Your wife has probably had a really, really, really
bad day.
Believe it or not, I remember seeing that waffle iron laying out in the yard! It is one of the few memories I have of living in that house. Some other memories that come to mind are: my adventure on the tricycle (your last post), running from the snake with cousin Rick Spencer, running through the water-filled ditch after a hard summer rain (with a picture to prove it), and dropping a Tonka truck on the little neighbor boy, Shawn's head... from the treehouse... Didn't turn out like I'd planned it to, but boy, did I learn from that mistake.
ReplyDeleteOh dear . . . I gotta hear more about the Tonka incident. One hopes little Shawn survived! Please share!
DeleteCute story.
ReplyDeleteWe are enjoying each blog.
Generally read them as a family when we’ve all settled down.
Hmmmmm!
Waffles sound just right for this evening.
Get out the old waffle iron and ……..maybe Eggo’s this evening!
Thank you very much! I'm glad your family is enjoying my scribblings.
DeleteAnd then pop-tarts were born.
ReplyDeleteHA! I love it! She should have invented those . . . or Eggos!
DeleteI remember you telling this story! I only ever enjoyed the fruits of grandma's kitchen labors. I never saw the...aftermath!
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