NEWLY DISCOVERED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE BLOWS TRADITIONAL BELIEFS ABOUT JFK ASSASSINATION SKY HIGH!

Dear Loyal Readers of Kith & Kin,

As you know, we here at Kith & Kin Worldwide Publications Ltd., Inc., LLP, constantly and unflaggingly search for and reveal the truth, regardless of what intimidation tactics may come our way.

Our large, loyal, underpaid staff has been assiduously (yes, assiduously) combing through the 80,000 pages of documents on the JFK assassination that were recently released by the Trump administration.

As we all know now, mainstream journalists found in the materials absolutely no evidence of a conspiracy, of a second shooter, or even of Oliver Stone. Disappointment among conspiracy-theory adherents (you may count us among that number!) rapidly turned to rage—true, in the past, the lack of any credible evidence was the best proof of a conspiracy and cover-up! But we had nonetheless hoped to find some crumb, some scrap, some nugget of proof of our predetermined conclusions somewhere within all those pages.

Well! Apparently the mainstream media rushed through those materials just a little too quickly! A trustworthy long-time member of our staff, Seymour Squidbottom, working all alone here in our cavernous office space one night, whisky bottle by his side, was poring over the materials and came across several fascinating photographs—apparently overlooked by all others—that will change the history of the twentieth century as we know it!*

The fact that after emailing his superiors about these finds, Squidbottom went home completely alone, mysteriously slipped in his shower, hit his head, and succumbed to his injuries moments later lends immense credence to the veracity of his findings. A powerful agency—CIA? FBI? INS? DOGE?—clearly wanted Squidbottom silenced! (Autopsy evidence showed he was heavily intoxicated at the time of his death, but evidence produced by Big Medical is always suspect!)

KITH & KIN WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED! Our long-standing, impeccable reputation as balanced journalists who seek only the TRUTH at any cost shall not be infringed!

Therefore, we are publishing here, without fear of reprisal,** these unedited photos found on Squidbottom’s desk after his death. We offer, we say, the photos, but we do not offer an explanation. We leave that to others. No doubt they will stir ample amounts of conversation and controversy in our country and around the world.

And, finally, a word of gratitude to Seymour, without whom none of this would be possible: Thank you, Seymour! Without you, the world would have been bereft of these images. We miss you around the office—you and your stumbling walk, slurred speech, and constant practical jokes!

Sincerely yours in the cause of TRUTH,

Steve Skaggs

Founder, CEO, CFO, Researcher, Writer, Editor, etc., etc., etc.

Kith & Kin Worldwide Publications Ltd., Inc., LLP

*These are PHOTOGRAPHS, people! You can’t fake photographs!

**Well, maybe just a little fear of reprisal.

Here is a shot of Dealey Plaza only moments before Kennedy’s motorcade arrived. Notice anything odd? What is going on here? Why was the presence of a completely nude illegal alien from outer space not trumpeted by the mainstream media? I’ll tell you why in one word: COVER UP.

Here is a horrifying shot, also in Dealey Plaza before Kennedy’s arrival. Who are these people? What’s wrong with the woman’s nose? More importantly, what’s wrong with their child? Why has no one ever released this photo before?

Another shocking, real-life photo taken moments before Kennedy’s arrival: yes, it is an alien lounging on the grassy knoll! A careful examination of other photos from the day clearly shows the alien on the knoll, but nonbelievers claim that it’s just a child. Poppycock, we say! Poppycock! But the aliens were not the only oddball creatures to be on-scene that day—and I’m NOT talking about members of the Green Party! Keep reading!

Bigfoot was there as well, carefully hiding himself much in the manner of Where’s Waldo? Don’t try to tell me this doesn’t mean anything!

THE BABUSHKA LADY HANGING OUT WITH BIGFOOT? Folks, this is dynamite stuff, dynamite!

Here is a quick shot just to finish up, showing a crowd of normal people, just to prove that I do not think everything is a conspiracy. Have a nice day!

PS: BUGLIOSI WAS RIGHT!