Adventures in Page Turning, Part 1
My program from that evening, signed by Ma and Ax. |
There I
sat, alone—alone on stage at the Peace Center.
Alone in front of a packed house—over 2000 people in attendance. And I wasn’t
supposed to be there.
You ever
have a nightmare where you find yourself in public in your underwear?
Yeah,
well, this was kind of like one of those dreams. Except I was wearing a suit.
How in the
world did I end up here?
My mind
began to drift back . . .
“That
Would Be . . . Amazing!”
Months
back, at my interview for an usher position with the Peace Center, Gary, the
House Manager, asked me why I wanted to be an usher. Part of my answer was that
I loved music—I played the piano, sang in choir, loved classic Broadway
musicals . . .
Gary
remembered those comments when an unusual need came up.
“Hey, you
read music, right?”
“Yeah.”
“How would
you like to turn pages for Yo-Yo Ma when he comes for a concert in a
few weeks?”
My jaw
promptly dropped open. “Turn pages for Yo-Yo Ma!?”
“Well,
actually, it would be for Emanuel Ax, his pianist.”
“That
would be . . . amazing! Yes, I’d love to do it!”
Fast
forward to the day of the concert. All day long my mind was rushing. What in
the world were you thinking? You don’t even get to rehearse! How will I know
when to turn each page? What if I turn more than one page? What if I turn one
late, and Emanuel Ax messes up and it’s my fault!? What if the music falls off
the piano and loose sheets scatter all over the stage and I have to scramble on
my hands and knees to pick them up while Ax and Ma stare at me coldly in front
of an absolutely silent audience (except for one little “cough cough” from the
back row)? The idea of doing this had been so exciting weeks ago—now it was
horrifying! WHAT HAD I BEEN THINKING???
But, whatcha gonna do? I remembered Grandma Swartz’s words of wisdom: “Stevie, all your life you’re going to have to do things you don’t want to do.” I’d committed myself, and I couldn’t back out now.
“It’s
All Pretty Straightforward”
I arrived
at the theatre early that night—October 22, 1993. Ma and Ax were already on
stage, giving a free class to a bunch of young musicians—obviously they were
great, down-to-earth guys. They were friendly, engaging, humorous, humble, and
very much at ease.
When they
finished, I followed them backstage and told them what I was there to do. We
shook hands, introduced ourselves, and I asked Emanuel if there was anything in
particular I needed to know about any of the pieces.
“Oh, no, no, I don’t think so. It’s all pretty straightforward.”
The program from that evening. |
I looked
at the first piece they would play. “In the Beethoven piece here—there’s a
repeat, which means I’ll have to turn back a page. Are you guys going to do the
repeat?”
“Hey
Yo-Yo!” Ax yelled. He said “Yo-Yo” like, “yuh-YOH!” with the accent on the
second syllable. “Are we gonna take the repeat in the Beethoven?”
“Oh, I
don’t know. You want to take it?”
“Sure,
sure, let’s take it.” Then, turning to me. “Yeah, we’ll do the repeat.”
I was glad
I had asked.
“I’m
Sorry We Abandoned You!”
Before I
knew it, we were waiting backstage, listening to the low murmur of classical
music patrons eagerly awaiting our entrance. Our entrance. You know,
when yuh-YO and Manny and I came out to do our concert.
Emanuel
gave me a stack of piano music organized in concert order. That way while they
were going onstage and getting their opening ovation, I could sit down to the
left and slightly behind the piano bench, put the first piece on the piano’s music
holder, and pile the rest of it on a chair next to me.
And then,
there we were! Thunderous applause as they walked forward and bowed and
waved—and as the page turner, praying furiously (“Lord, please don’t let
me mess up! Please don’t let me mess up!”) piled the music on the second
chair, put the first piece on the piano, and sat down. Whew, so far, no
catastrophes.
Both
artists sat, and the music started to flow. Flawless piano artistry combined
with the singing, mesmerizing tones of the cello. It was wonderful, and I was
suddenly glad I was there—even though it was still hard to believe it was all
real.
The first
piece, the Beethoven, was in multiple movements: Twelve Variations in F Major,
Op. 66 on “Ein Madchen oder Weibchen” from Mozart’s The Magic Flute. (I mention this fact so you can enjoy humming the tune in your head.) We made it through the first movement without a hitch (even with the repeat!).
As any well-bred audience knows, there should be no applause between movements
of a classical piece. You wait until the whole thing is over, and then you
clap.
The Peace
Center audience was, of course, well bred. Soon the twelfth variation (but
who’s counting?) was finished, and Ax and Ma stood to bow as the applause
warmly rolled over us. I waited till they finished and started off stage and then
followed them while the applause continued.
We weren’t
back there very long—just long enough for Yo-Yo to say, “Hey Manny!” and throw his head back while flinging his arms wide and shaking his head back and forth, his mouth open in a huge grin, as if he were milking the moment for all it was worth. They both laughed and told me he was
imitating one of Manny’s kids, who apparently loved hamming it up on stage.
Back out
onto stage we trooped. I knew the routine. They would take another bow and then
start the next piece.
Only that
isn’t what happened.
They bowed
again . . . and left the stage again.
And there
I sat, all by my lonesome. All alone on the Peace Center concert stage.
What does
a page turner in a rather worn suit do when forsaken on stage? I can answer
that question for you, having lived it myself.
First, he
starts to sweat.
Then he
thinks, We should have talked about this, I guess.
Then he
sweats some more.
Then he
thinks, Well, the audience doesn’t know what’s supposed to happen. They
probably think I travel with them as a professional page turner, pulling in a
six-figure salary every year.
And then
he puts the next piece of music up on the piano, folds his hands in his lap,
and waits. He is quiet. The audience is quiet. (Except for one little “cough
cough” from the back row.)
Soon,
after no less than at least a year, the stars returned, again to rousing
applause. They bowed, and Yo-Yo turned around to me smiling and said, “I’m
sorry we abandoned you!”
I smiled
graciously and said, “Oh, that’s fine,” and laughed a little, as though we were
sharing a private joke—you know, just me and my bro, yuh-YO.
“I Have
No Idea Where We Are!”
The next
piece was one of those twentieth-century pieces that sounds as though the
composer had said, “Hm. I wonder what a musical migraine would sound like?” And
then proceeded to create one.
The piece
was called “Phantasmagoria for Cello and Piano” by John Corigliano. (“Phantasmagoria”
is Latin for “headache,” by the way.)
The notes
were all over the page. There were awkward leaps and crashes, and there were
places where no one played. And in the middle of one page, there were two
measures with a big, black box around them. I had never seen that before and
had no idea what it meant. And I still don’t.
We got
part way through that page, and I was completely lost. There was no way to
follow this musical gibberish! I said to Manny (yeah, we were pretty tight by
now, so I called him “Manny” in my head)—I said to Manny out of the corner of my
mouth, “I have no idea where we are!”
Manny
didn’t say anything, so instead of watching the music I started watching him.
When he bobbed his head like a duck snatching a minnow (do ducks snatch
minnows?), I immediately knew that that was the signal to turn the page.
I mean, he
didn’t even have to say anything at all. He and I had kind of developed this
whole language of nonverbal communication between us. It was like there were
two people out there but only one brain.
“Can
You Get That Hair for Us?”
Well, I won’t
detail the rest of the concert. Suffice it to say that after those moments, all
went smoothly. And we left the stage at the end, and they went back on for more
bows—but I didn’t, having learned my lesson earlier that evening.
The
evening did provide one uncomfortable coda, however.
Ax and Ma
came backstage and headed for their dressing room. “Oh!” Manny said, turning to
me. “Will you go back out there and get the music?” So I headed out on stage
again.
There was
a small group—maybe five or seven young adults—standing right next to the stage
with their arms reaching as far as they could onto the stage.
Ohhh-kaaayyy,
never saw anything like this before . . .
“Hey!
Hey!” one of the guys said, “Can you get that hair for us?”
“Hair?”
“Yeah, that
piece of horsehair from Yo-Yo Ma’s bow!”
I wanted
to condescendingly correct him. “It’s not ‘yo-yo,’ you know. He’s not a child’s
toy. It’s ‘yuh-YO.’ Plebian!”
But I
didn’t.
My fingers
were too clumsy to pick the thin hair off the stage floor, so I scootched it over
to him. He picked it up, thanked me, and he and his friends took off, thrilled
with their cool (free, unique) souvenir.
I took the
music backstage, right into the dressing room as I’d been told to.
That’s
when I might have seen something few classical music fans have ever
seen.
I might
have seen a world-famous cellist wearing only a shirt and
black socks and boxers.
I might
have. But I’m not going to say for sure. Because, really, it’s none of your
business.
Stay tuned for our next true installment, “Adventures in Page Turning 2,” in which I meet Itzhak Perlman and get slapped on stage.
Copyright
2023, Steven Nyle Skaggs
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